A Couplet of Things To Consider

“College Girls (Are Easy)” – Jesse Jaymes

You might be thinking “I thought the Beastie Boys wrote this?” Nope.

Jesse Jaymes is the stage name of Jesse Itzler, a rapper/songwriter/college graduate. That part is important to note since the whole song is about a young man who experienced the fruits of college. 

 Unassuming rapper and successful co-founder of Marquis Jet. 

 Here’s the part about a visit to a girl’s dorm room:

“…took off her clothes and said her name was Diana,

her chest was bigger than the state of Indiana.

She said, "Let’s get busy, I don't wanna lose ya."

And needless to say, I knocked it like a hoosier.”

Translation:

Diana, of Latin origin, means “divine.” Diana’s gotta be a dime if the next lines tell you anything. Some famous babes named Diana:

 Diana Ross, siren of The Supremes.

 Princess Diana, the royal British beauty.

 Diana of Themyscira, Wonder Woman’s alter ego, and the foxy fantasy of fanboys everywhere.

Indiana is 36, 417.73 square miles. It is the 38^th largest state in the U.S. Not physically possible to have breasts that large, but this is a good example of artistic license. 

 That’s not even all of them. 

Tangent: Contrary to popular belief, Texas is not the largest state; Alaska is. Alaska seems to slip under the radar quite a bit doesn’t it? Maybe that’s why no one ever noticed it was filled with space cadets. I don’t think I need to link to who I’m referring to.

I believe this line is referring to a guy’s attention span, which doesn’t last very long. It has something to do with the metabolic difference in the brain, specifically the temporal and limbic regions.

A professional graph to prove a point.

The verb “to knock” means to collide with something or strike with a sharp blow. In this case, it means to do sex on a person. A Hoosier is a native or resident of Indiana.

Note: Knocking up a hoosier does not make you a hoosier.