Ever noticed this?
36-24-36 are a common combo of numbers in songs. What do they stand for? Hip, waist, and bust measurements that men of any musical genre can agree is attractive.
“Brick House” - The Commodores
Men with afros wearing white space suits can shaka-shaka-shaka-down down whenever they want.
“How can she lose with what she use
36-24-26, what a winning hand!”
This means that biologically speaking, women are better equipped to play poker.
“Baby Got Back” - Sir Mix-a-Lot
"You think that's a peach don't you?"
“Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3"”
Did you catch that?! He just admitted to reading Cosmo! No man admits to that. Real men read Rolling Stone.
“36-24-36” - Violent Femmes
A band actually made up of dudes, in case you were wondering.
“36-24-36
I want lots of pretty chicks”
Short and sweet: we like girls. We especially like girls with these measurements. We especially especially like pretty girls.
But remember: whether you're apple, banana, pear, or any other fruit's shape you wish to self-identify with, you are not a bunch of numbers. You also have a personality. Unless you have a crap personality. Then yeah, you might want to attain some kind of fruit shape to attract a apemate.
