“Pretty Girl Rock” - Keri Hilson
Keri Hilson wrote a song about how pretty/fly/sweet/cute/attractive/beautiful she is. Like she says in the song “I can talk about it 'cause I know that I'm pretty.” So its not conceited guys, she’s legitimately attractive which makes it ok to brag about it.
"Does this wig make me look like Dolly Parton?"
“All eyes on me when I walk in,
No question that this girl's a 10
Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful
Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful
My walk, my talk, the way I drip
It's not my fault, so please don't trip
Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful
Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful”
Translation:
When Keri Hilson walks into a place, everybody stares. Why? Because she’s beautiful and people stop whatever they're doing because they have to look at her.
"Sure I can sing, but what matters is how good I look."
Keri Hilson, because she’s so beautiful, is clearly a top shelf piece of meat, and as such, needs to make sure everyone knows this.
"Does this pose distract you from my singing? Oh well."
Look people, you can’t hate someone just because they’re beautiful. You have to have legit reasons. Like they’re mean, or they cheat at chess, or cut you off when you’re trying to change lanes, or they have bad breath. Those are good reasons to hate someone.
"Don't hate me just 'cause I tripped and fell and
your boyfriend is trying to help me up....with his crotch."
Keri Hilson can walk the walk. But I’m not sure she can talk the talk....she says drip to rhyme with trip, but she really means dress. But whatever, she’s beautiful, who cares what she says.
Take it from someone who messes up lyrics all the time.
Hating someone just because they talk about how attractive they are all the time, that’s just not right. I mean, they’re people too. Prettier people. You can’t hate on people who are prettier than you. They’re pretty.
Pretty much.
