The scrutinizer returns. And what’s more appropriate than returning with a translation of the first artist to be scrutinized on this blog. A breed all his own: Pitbull. With Marc Anthony instead of Enrique this time.
“Rain Over Me” - Pitbull ft. Marc Athony
"I'm the one that dances with the hot chicks in this music video Marc, not you. Comprende? And give me back my sunglasses."
Marc Anthony starts off:
Girl, my body don't lie
I'm outta my mind
Let it rain over me
I'm rising so high
Out of my mind
So let it rain over me
Apparently his lips lie though. As for him being out of his mind, I'd agree.
Ay ay ay
Let it rain over me
Ay ay ay
Let it rain over me
Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful.
“My ex-wife thought her song with Pitbull would be better than mine. Puta, por favor.”
Mr. Worldwide:
A billion's a new million
Voli's a new vodka
Forty is the new 30
Baby you're a rockstar
Dale veterana, que tú sabes
Más de la cuenta, no te hagas
Who knew Pitbull could make such keen observations on our society? Economic standards have changed. People stay prettier longer and anyone can be a rockstar. Oh, and don’t forget to drink VOLI, a new brand of light vodka! The smoothest, most delicious vodka you’ll ever try, PLUS ITS LOW CALORIE! BUY NOW! Not to mention they have a great spokesperson. Hint: he’s in this song.
“I make product endorsement sexy.”
Teach me baby, or better yet,
Freak me baby, yes, yes
I'm freaky baby, I'mma make sure that your peach feels peachy baby
He's so charming. He can’t decide if he wants this woman to impart knowledge with her mouth or her vagina. But he is going to make her feel just peachy.
No bullshit broads, I like my women sexy, classy, sassy
Powerful yes, they love to get the middle, nasty ow
This ain't a game you'll see, you can put the blame on me
Dale muñequita, abre ahí, and let it rain over me
Listen dames, if you’re not a class act, don’t even try. Pitbull is one dreamboat that does not let just any dollface on for a ride.
Marc Anthony says aye aye.
Girl my body don't lie
I'm outta my mind
Let it rain over me
I'm rising so high
Out of my mind
So let it rain over me
Ay ay ay
Let it rain over me
Ay ay ay
Let it rain over me
Pitbull provides some more social commentary:
A billion's a new million
Voli's a new vodka
Latin is the new majority, ya tú sabes
Next step la casa blanca
No hay carro, nos vamos en balsa
Latin is definitely a growing population. Songs that are half in Spanish prove this. No hablo sleazy though.
Mami you know the drill, they won't know what I got 'til they read the will
I ain't tryin, I ain't trying to keep it real
I'm trying to keep wealthy that's for real
Pero mira que tú 'tas buena, y mira que tú 'tas dura
Baby no me hables más, y tíramelo mami chula
No games you'll see, you can put the blame on me
Dale muñequita, abre ahí, and let it rain over me
Most songwriters confess their secret, undying love or how much they hated their ex’s guts. Pitbull likes to confess his sins. Greed and lust obviously being near the top.
"I put my face onto a waterfall because then I can get multiple chicks wet at the same time."
Mr. Worldwide, Marc Anthony, tú sabes
I was playing with her, she was playing with me
Next thing you know, we were playing with three
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
I was playing with her, she was playing with me
Next thing you know, we were playing with three
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Rain over me
Cool story bro. Tell it again.
Girl my body don't lie
I'm outta my mind
Let it rain over me
I'm rising so high
Out of my mind
So let it rain over me
Ay ay ay
Let it rain over me
Ay ay ay
Let it rain over me
