Nicki Minaj has a thing for American Guys.

“Super Bass” - Nicki Minaj, ft. Ester Dean

Here’s a song about something you don’t hear about very often: American guys. Nicki Minaj has come to the defense of all men who bleed red, white and blue. This song is about what she likes her Amurrican man to have: a big bass (and get your mind out of the gutter if you were thinking something else).

"Can I get a Captain America to go with my She-Hulk?"

This one is for the boys with the booming system

Top down, AC with the cooling system

When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up

Got stacks on deck like he savin' up

Shout out to all those men who aren’t afraid to turn the volume up, even though people in neighboring cars might give them dirty looks. This is America where we have freedom of speech. And the freedom to turn it all the way to 11, should we so choose. Also, Nicki Minaj likes it when a dude can enter the club baked as hell and drop some stacks of money on the bar. America likes excessiveness.

You know what they say. The louder the bass...

And he ill, he real, he might got a deal

He pop bottles and he got the right kind of bill

He cold, he dope, he might sell coke

He always in the air, but he never fly coach

So all that slang really just means this guy is cool, might have a record deal, drinks, and has enough money to not fly Southwest. 

And he might work for one of the most American of companies: Coca Cola. 

That's not product placement. That's one of the most American 

shows endorsing one the most American products. Patriotic!

He a muthafuckin trip, trip, sailor of the ship, ship

When he make it drip, drip kiss him on the lip, lip

That's the kind of dude I was lookin' for

And yes you'll get slapped if you're lookin' hoe

He’s a blasty blast and probably a sailor (those uniforms are what’s up). He is also very good at making a female faucet drip (this is where you put your mind in the gutter).

Need tickets to the gun show?

I said, excuse me you're a hell of a guy

I mean my, my, my, my you're like pelican fly

I mean, you're so shy and I'm loving your tie

A pelican can fly to an altitude of 3000 meters. This guy is high enough to be a space cadet. How many female rappers do you think admit to liking a guy who’s shy and actually wears a tie? American men are the best at pulling off a tie.

It says: “I’m a pro and I have 'connections.' Ya, see?"

You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh

Yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him who the F I is

I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up, back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up

Smoother than this famous rapper? That’s pretty smooth. The next part is mostly for Nicki Minaj to remind the listener of who is rapping, in case they forgot. Its important that an artist list their skills. Nicki’s are: flirting with guy, making guys back up their cars to stare at her ass, and throwing up the peace sign. She’s pretty talented.

Slick Rick, rapper/pirate. Too bad he was British.

Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away

Beating like a drum and it's coming your way

Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass

Yeah that's that super bass

Ever been so in love, that when you see you’re walking towards the guy you like, and your heart starts pounding like a subwoofer, so loud that you’re sure the guy can hear it coming? 

Me neither. Pfft. But apparently Nicki’s heart sounds like a subwoofer.

This one is for the boys in the polos

Entrepreneur niggas in the moguls

He could ball with the crew, he could solo

But I think I like him better when he dolo

Nicki is definitely expressing her love of clean-cut, professional men. Whether they were on a marketing team or are the C.E.O, they pinky up.

And I think I like him better with the fitted cap on

He ain't even gotta try to put the mac on

He just gotta give me that look, when he give me that look

Then the panties comin' off, off, uh

No need to put in any kind of effort to impress this lady. Just need to give that “Come hither” look and it’s like she wasn’t even wearing pants to begin with.

Hello, ladies.

Excuse me, you're a hell of a guy you know I really got a thing for American guys

I mean, sigh, sickenin' eyes I can tell that you're in touch with your feminine side

Can we talk about that first line for a sec? Who has ever praised American guys before?  

We’ve heard about: 

• Italian Stallions
• Latin Lovers
• Don Juans
• Frisky French Men
• Chocolate Love
• Scottish Rogues
• British Lads
• Greek Freaks
• Irish guys who say “Who’s your Paddy?” 

The list can go on. But American? About time someone recognized how sexy American men can be.

American-made.

Wiz Khalifa likes to "roll up".... a lot.

“Roll Up” - Wiz Khalifa

Its time for another song about cheating. Wiz Khalifa dedicates this one to some chick who needs him to pick her up when she’s having problems with her spouse and smoke some weed with him. 

Weed Khalifa

“I roll up

I roll up

I roll up

Shawty I roll up”

Etcetera. He rolls up for this woman a lot. Just in case you’re not sure what this means:

to roll up 1. (v.) to drive a vehicle up to a curb in order to pick a hooker up. 2. (v.) roll a joint. 

We’ll get to the joint part later.

Wiz Khareefer

“Its your anniversary isn't it

And your man ain't acting right

So you packin’ your Damier luggage up callin’ my cell phone, try and catch a flight

You know one thing straight, I’ll be there girl whenever you call me

When you at home that's your man, soon as you land you say that's all me”

This isn’t the first anniversary this woman’s husband has acted like a prick he’s guessing. And I’m guessing she’s only staying with him because he’s buying her Louis Vuitton luggage. Yet Wiz is going to make sure he’s the better man by being the shoulder for her to cry on because that’s priceless. Also, he’s po’. Can’t afford the or.

Wiz Califas and Snoop Doobie. Don't worry, I'm out now.

“But shit ain't all G with him no more, you ain't entertained

Since I meet you a couple months ago you ain't been the same

Not sayin I’m the richest man alive but I’m in the game

As long as you keep it 100, Imma spend this change”

In this part, he’s trying to convince himself that her husband is boring and that they’re relationship is not as “gangster” as it used to be. 

Ain’t it how it always goes. You get with a dude, and he’s a G and you’re a G, and you’re both thuggin’, but then, he turns into a square, and you’re like, “But I’m still a letter!” Moral: you can’t date shapes if you’re a letter.

Anyways, he may not be the richest, at least compared to the banker or engineer or whatever moneybags she’s married to has. But he’s got game, as in, he’s still got passion and a libido. So as long as this chick stays 100% true to him, he’ll spend what little moola he’s got on her and go broke in the  process, but whatever, its love.

How do you think rappers stay so chill?

“Whenever you need me

Whenever want me,

You know you can call me, I’ll be there shortly

Don’t care what your friends say, cause they don't know me

I can be your best friend, and you be my homie”

You know what, this part of the song reminds me of another song I know.... A little diddy once sang by a gang of five brothers, one of which was a prince who grew up to be a king. My favorite fairytale.

“If you should ever find someone new, I know he’d better be good to you

‘Cause if he doesn’t, I’ll be there

Don’t you know, baby, yeah yeah

I’ll be there, I’ll be there, just call my name, I’ll be there

I’ll be there, I’ll be there, whenever you need me, I”ll be there”

Maybe Wiz should make a pact with this upset woman to bring salvation back. It could be a real relationshit. 

“I ain't gonna flex, I’m not gonna front

You know if I ball, then we all gonna stunt

Send her my way, she ain't gotta hold up

Whenever you call baby I roll up, I roll up, I roll up”

Look, he’s not going to try and be all macho or act like he’s something he’s not.  And if he plays???? a game of basketball???? which means????? everyone gets bling?? to show off??? 


Apologies to the reader this verse was not able to be translated fully. The writer is still not fluent in some languages.

“I try to stay out your business

But on the real you’re so obvious

And if you keep fitting me in your plans and fuckin’ up, your mans gonna catch onto us

That white sand surrounding us”

Sure, Wiz, you’re trying to avoid her and not get involved with her unless she calls you. But somehow you’re at her place, in her bed, with cocaine, so her husband can walk in at any time? 

“He be handcuffing, he should work for them officers

If you rolling I got a spot where I can put you on this medical, and send you home doctored up”

You bet your skunk head he’d be handcuffing you. To a tree, so he could drive his car into you. This may be a stretch, but I think Wiz is talking about how in Cali, you can get marijuana for medical reasons. But only serious medical reasons. For example: back pain, headaches, wisdom teeth removed a year ago and they still hurt. 

“You wanna ride with me cause you say that he boring

Wake up you rollin’ weed, cooking eggs in the morning

Ain't scared to spend this money I’ll make more of it

First you was in the sky now you say you in orbit”

What kind of person uses the excuse “He’s just so booooring!” to cheat on someone? Probably someone looking for some free weed. If he’s supplying, its only polite that at least make him breakfast. She’s probably making some good ol’ Gangster Gumbo.

Nothing like homecooking!