Pitbull and Marc Anthony Make it Rain, Mostly in Product Endorsement

The scrutinizer returns. And what’s more appropriate than returning with a translation of the first artist to be scrutinized on this blog. A breed all his own: Pitbull. With Marc Anthony instead of Enrique this time.

“Rain Over Me” - Pitbull ft. Marc Athony

"I'm the one that dances with the hot chicks in this music video Marc, not you. Comprende? And give me back my sunglasses."

Marc Anthony starts off:

Girl, my body don't lie

I'm outta my mind

Let it rain over me

I'm rising so high

Out of my mind

So let it rain over me

Apparently his lips lie though. As for him being out of his mind, I'd agree.

Ay ay ay

Let it rain over me

Ay ay ay

Let it rain over me

Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful.

“My ex-wife thought her song with Pitbull would be better than mine. Puta, por favor.”

Mr. Worldwide:

A billion's a new million

Voli's a new vodka

Forty is the new 30

Baby you're a rockstar

Dale veterana, que tú sabes

Más de la cuenta, no te hagas

Who knew Pitbull could make such keen observations on our society? Economic standards have changed. People stay prettier longer and anyone can be a rockstar. Oh, and don’t forget to drink VOLI, a new brand of light vodka! The smoothest, most delicious vodka you’ll ever try, PLUS ITS LOW CALORIE! BUY NOW! Not to mention they have a great spokesperson. Hint: he’s in this song. 

“I make product endorsement sexy.”

Teach me baby, or better yet,

Freak me baby, yes, yes

I'm freaky baby, I'mma make sure that your peach feels peachy baby

He's so charming. He can’t decide if he wants this woman to impart knowledge with her mouth or her vagina. But he is going to make her feel just peachy. 

No bullshit broads, I like my women sexy, classy, sassy

Powerful yes, they love to get the middle, nasty ow

This ain't a game you'll see, you can put the blame on me

Dale muñequita, abre ahí, and let it rain over me

Listen dames, if you’re not a class act, don’t even try. Pitbull is one dreamboat that does not let just any dollface on for a ride.

Marc Anthony says aye aye.

Girl my body don't lie

I'm outta my mind

Let it rain over me

I'm rising so high

Out of my mind

So let it rain over me

Ay ay ay

Let it rain over me

Ay ay ay

Let it rain over me

Pitbull provides some more social commentary:

A billion's a new million

Voli's a new vodka

Latin is the new majority, ya tú sabes

Next step la casa blanca

No hay carro, nos vamos en balsa

Latin is definitely a growing population. Songs that are half in Spanish prove this. No hablo sleazy though. 

Mami you know the drill, they won't know what I got 'til they read the will

I ain't tryin, I ain't trying to keep it real

I'm trying to keep wealthy that's for real

Pero mira que tú 'tas buena, y mira que tú 'tas dura

Baby no me hables más, y tíramelo mami chula

No games you'll see, you can put the blame on me

Dale muñequita, abre ahí, and let it rain over me

Most songwriters confess their secret, undying love or how much they hated their ex’s guts. Pitbull likes to confess his sins. Greed and lust obviously being near the top.

"I put my face onto a waterfall because then I can get multiple chicks wet at the same time."

Mr. Worldwide, Marc Anthony, tú sabes

I was playing with her, she was playing with me

Next thing you know, we were playing with three

Oh oh oh oh oh oh

I was playing with her, she was playing with me

Next thing you know, we were playing with three

Oh oh oh oh oh oh

Rain over me

Cool story bro. Tell it again. 

Girl my body don't lie

I'm outta my mind

Let it rain over me

I'm rising so high

Out of my mind

So let it rain over me

Ay ay ay

Let it rain over me

Ay ay ay

Let it rain over me

Prof. Pitbull teaches Pimping 101 in song.

"Go Girl" by Pitbull Feat. Trina and Young Boss.

Pitbull's lyrics in this song tell us who he is as a person, what dance move he likes the ladies to bust on the dance floor, and how to pimp. . .virtually.

Not this pit bull.

 

This one.  But both are dogs.

Here's part of the intro:

"I party like a rock star,
Look like a movie star,
Play like an all star,
Fuck like a porn star,
Baby I'm a superstar"

 All of that is fine and dandy.  Except for the part about fucking like a porn star.  Porn stars aren't fucking; they're acting.  Granted they're not the best actors when it comes to character or dialogue, but fucking is the one bit of acting they do pretty convincingly. Ladies everywhere now know what to expect from Pitbull in bed, but who cares, he's a superstar. 

The ladies totally want him for his good looks...and by good looks, I mean money.

"Go girl, work it out

'Til you tire

Just tryin' to pay your tuition

Liar"

 Oh shnap.  Some girl just got called out on her b.s.!  Pitbull can tell which girls are tryin' to gold dig.  You need money for textbooks?  Too bad, you ain't gettin' it from Pitbull.  

But he does still want you to do something for him...

"Shake them dice and roll them

When they ask you what's that dance
You say that's the hustle, man"

You heard him.  Like Seth Rogan does in Knocked Up, get your hand up and do the Dice Shaker.  A.k.a. Hand Jobbin'.  As for the hustle, he's not talking about the 1970s dance move that John Travolta grooved.  Remember, if you're a lady who needs money for textbooks, the kind of hustlin' you're doing involves earning some green through illegal activities. 

Not sure how you go about getting customers?  Pitbull tells you how he got his merchandise.

"She's on my top 8
I bagged her off of MySpace"

Gentlemen, MySpace is how you get some.  And that concludes Pitbull's song-disguised-as-a-how-to-pimp-guide. 

At least it has a catchy whistled tune.