Prof. Pitbull teaches Pimping 101 in song.

"Go Girl" by Pitbull Feat. Trina and Young Boss.

Pitbull's lyrics in this song tell us who he is as a person, what dance move he likes the ladies to bust on the dance floor, and how to pimp. . .virtually.

Not this pit bull.

 

This one.  But both are dogs.

Here's part of the intro:

"I party like a rock star,
Look like a movie star,
Play like an all star,
Fuck like a porn star,
Baby I'm a superstar"

 All of that is fine and dandy.  Except for the part about fucking like a porn star.  Porn stars aren't fucking; they're acting.  Granted they're not the best actors when it comes to character or dialogue, but fucking is the one bit of acting they do pretty convincingly. Ladies everywhere now know what to expect from Pitbull in bed, but who cares, he's a superstar. 

The ladies totally want him for his good looks...and by good looks, I mean money.

"Go girl, work it out

'Til you tire

Just tryin' to pay your tuition

Liar"

 Oh shnap.  Some girl just got called out on her b.s.!  Pitbull can tell which girls are tryin' to gold dig.  You need money for textbooks?  Too bad, you ain't gettin' it from Pitbull.  

But he does still want you to do something for him...

"Shake them dice and roll them

When they ask you what's that dance
You say that's the hustle, man"

You heard him.  Like Seth Rogan does in Knocked Up, get your hand up and do the Dice Shaker.  A.k.a. Hand Jobbin'.  As for the hustle, he's not talking about the 1970s dance move that John Travolta grooved.  Remember, if you're a lady who needs money for textbooks, the kind of hustlin' you're doing involves earning some green through illegal activities. 

Not sure how you go about getting customers?  Pitbull tells you how he got his merchandise.

"She's on my top 8
I bagged her off of MySpace"

Gentlemen, MySpace is how you get some.  And that concludes Pitbull's song-disguised-as-a-how-to-pimp-guide. 

At least it has a catchy whistled tune.