“My Humps” - The Black Eyed Peas
One of these things is not like the other.
Fergie likes singing about her lumps and humps, but what exactly are they?
“Tryin' a feel my hump, hump
Lookin' at my lump, lump
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama”
Translation:
Guys are always trying to touch Fergie’s “hump,” which is supposed to be some cute way of saying her ass. But it makes her sound like a hunchback. Hey, everyone’s got their sweet spots.
Camels have humps and lumps too.
Now “lump” is a word a doctor usually uses. Like when they feel a lump, so you wonder if it’s a tumor or cancer. Lump is not a sexy word.
Ok, sometimes lump is a sexy word.
She wants you to look, but touching is not allowed. So she doesn’t mind being a sideshow.
Only ten cents to take a gander!
But seriously, if you touch her hump or her lump, she’ll flip out and it’ll be like an enraged Elephant Man. No one wants to see that.
