A Couplet of Things to Consider

“My Humps” - The Black Eyed Peas

One of these things is not like the other.

Fergie likes singing about her lumps and humps, but what exactly are they?

“Tryin' a feel my hump, hump

Lookin' at my lump, lump

You can look but you can't touch it,

If you touch it I'ma start some drama”

Translation:

Guys are always trying to touch Fergie’s “hump,” which is supposed to be some cute way of saying her ass. But it makes her sound like a hunchback. Hey, everyone’s got their sweet spots.

Camels have humps and lumps too.

Now “lump” is a word a doctor usually uses. Like when they feel a lump, so you wonder if it’s a tumor or cancer. Lump is not a sexy word.

Ok, sometimes lump is a sexy word.

She wants you to look, but touching is not allowed. So she doesn’t mind being a sideshow.

Only ten cents to take a gander!

But seriously, if you touch her hump or her lump, she’ll flip out and  it’ll be like an enraged Elephant Man. No one wants to see that.