Showing posts with label Katy Perry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Katy Perry. Show all posts

3.02.2012

Katy Perry deals with divorce through music and blue hair.


“Part Of Me” - Katy Perry 
This is a break up song to rival all break up songs. Why? Because for once it’s not a pop song about Romeo and Juliet breaking up. It’s about two adults ending a marriage. 
Lyric videos are so hot right now.

Days like this I want to drive away
Pack my bags and watch your shadow fade
You chewed me up and spit me out
Like I was poison in your mouth
You took my light, you drained me down
But that was then and this is now
Now look at me
Katy is a classy lady. And she certainly sets the example. Do you see her boohoo-ing or acting a hot mess in public after her divorce? No. Probably because she’s, you know, an adult. 


So instead of driving away, she performs at the Grammys (don’t we all wish we could have that option?).
Bombshell blue at the Grammys.

This is the part of me
That you’re never gonna ever take away from me, no
This is the part of me
That you’re never gonna ever take away from me, no
Throw your sticks and your stones, throw your bombs and your blows
But you’re not gonna break my soul
This is the part of me
That you’re never gonna ever take away from me, no
Guesses as to which “part” she is referring to:
  1. “Her heart!” say the romantics.
  1. “Her faith!” say the religious.
  1. “Her money...” say the RustyRockets’ fans.
Nay, says I.

She may look a little like a Power Ranger, but I wouldn't mess with her.

In the aftermath of divorce, what’s she got left that’s hers alone, after sharing everything with someone else? Music. Also: Talent. A career in something she loves. A kickass song.
I just wanna throw my phone away
Find out who is really there for me
You ripped me off your love was cheap
Was always tearing at the seams
I fell deep, you let me down
But that was then and this is now
Now look at me
Designer label love is hard to come by for international pop stars. But then again, this isn’t 1800s England,. Jane Austen didn’t have a smartphone (but imagine if she did?).
Throwing he phone away must be hard for someone who tweets as often as Katy does. Good thing she knows technology is one of her enemies in trying to get over her ex
Off-brand love just doesn’t cut it for Katy.
Now look at me I’m sparkling
A firework, a dancing flame
You won't ever put me out again
I’m glowin’ oh whoa
Self-referential in your own song? Approved.
This part was put in special for soon-to-be-ex-husband Russel Brand. 
So you can keep the diamond ring
It don't mean nothing anyway
Here’s the original, written for ex-bf Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes.
You can keep the dog for me
I never liked him anyway
Clearly she has grown up over the years if she’s exchanging a dog for a ring.

Don't worry. There's a book for that.

In fact you can keep everything yeah, yeah
Except for me
Kudos to Katy Perry for being progressive with this song. Divorce is still not an easy subject to talk about, especially within a song. He may get fido, but he doesn't get her work. Being an individual that has something they care about besides another person, however cliche that sounds, could actually be the thing that helps you get your life together after a breakup.

It’s also just a nice change from other negative breakup songs out there. Like the one involving a Louisville slugger
Here’s an excellent article written to empathize with ex-Cali gov Schwarzenegger’s wife Maria Shriver that talks about 10 other songs discussing divorce/separation.

6.30.2011

Katy Perry knows what's gay, and its not her, its you.

Ur So Gay” - Katy Perry
In honor of gay marriage being legalized in NY, let’s discuss (for the nth time) how the word “gay” is used, specifically in this song.
There seems to be many different ways our society chooses to use this word. Frat boys think it means “unmanly,” teenagers think it means “stupid,” old people still think it means “happy,” but Katy Perry actually thinks it means: “straight men who she used to date who were too self-absorbed with themselves to pay attention to her.”


Saying it with a smile doesn't make it okay. 


“I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway”


First off girlfriend, H&M does not make scarves with a thread count higher than 200. So if this guy wants to hang himself, he should go to Bloodbath and Beyond and get some quality curtains that will get the job done.
Also, what music a person chooses to pleasure themselves to does not speak of their sexual orientation in any way. I believe Mozart would be flattered.
Point C, everyone bitches about Hell-A. Bitching does not make you gay; it just makes you a hater.
 Lastly, if you’re implying that Hemingway might have been  gay, you may be right. But reading Hemingway in the rain? Emo, not gay.



Funny AND inoffensive. It's possible.
“You don’t eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You’re so indie rock it’s almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive”
So trying to live a healthier and more environmentally-friendly lifestyle means one is also living a homosexual lifestyle? This makes at least half the population gay! And by gay, I mean awesome.
That last statement could be considered racist Ms. Perry. Pale people have feelings too. Watch yourself.




See, just because he looked like a member of Hanson does not mean he was gay.


“You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys”
......then why are you calling him gay?!  

“You’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
You’re so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
Secretly you’re so amused
That nobody understands you”

Clever, telling him to buy a happy meal. When really, you want him to eat away his feelings so that he gets fat, making you look even more skinny. That’s so female. (If you’re going to pick on his sexuality, I’ll pick on your gender.)
I think Katy Perry is secretly amused that she is getting away with talking shit about this guy behind his back. Idea: maybe you’d understand him better if you actually talk to him instead of about him. 



For all you emotional eaters, you CAN have your cake, eat it, and not have guilty and suicidal feelings later!



“I’m so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
I’m so angry cause you’d rather MySpace instead
I can’t believe I fell in love 
with someone that wears more makeup than…”
David Bowie married a supermodel. Remember how much makeup he would wear? 


He puts the glam in glamboyant.
“You walk around like you’re ‘oh so debonair’
You pull ‘em down and there’s really nothing there
I wish you would just be real with me”
A lack of male genitalia would make someone female. Unless they didn’t have that either, then they would neutrois

“You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like… PENIS”
OH. See, when she says “gay,” she really means a guy who doesn’t like HER. Because she has a penis. So if he doesn’t like penis, he doesn’t like her. Obviously. It all makes sense now!



This might be very confusing to some lesbians.