“Ur So Gay” - Katy Perry
In honor of gay marriage being legalized in NY, let’s discuss (for the nth time) how the word “gay” is used, specifically in this song.
There seems to be many different ways our society chooses to use this word. Frat boys think it means “unmanly,” teenagers think it means “stupid,” old people still think it means “happy,” but Katy Perry actually thinks it means: “straight men who she used to date who were too self-absorbed with themselves to pay attention to her.”
Saying it with a smile doesn't make it okay.
“I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway”
First off girlfriend, H&M does not make scarves with a thread count higher than 200. So if this guy wants to hang himself, he should go to Bloodbath and Beyond and get some quality curtains that will get the job done.
Also, what music a person chooses to pleasure themselves to does not speak of their sexual orientation in any way. I believe Mozart would be flattered.
Point C, everyone bitches about Hell-A. Bitching does not make you gay; it just makes you a hater.
Lastly, if you’re implying that Hemingway might have been gay, you may be right. But reading Hemingway in the rain? Emo, not gay.
Funny AND inoffensive. It's possible.
“You don’t eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You’re so indie rock it’s almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive”
So trying to live a healthier and more environmentally-friendly lifestyle means one is also living a homosexual lifestyle? This makes at least half the population gay! And by gay, I mean awesome.
That last statement could be considered racist Ms. Perry. Pale people have feelings too. Watch yourself.
See, just because he looked like a member of Hanson does not mean he was gay.
“You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys”
......then why are you calling him gay?!
“You’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
You’re so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
Secretly you’re so amused
That nobody understands you”
Clever, telling him to buy a happy meal. When really, you want him to eat away his feelings so that he gets fat, making you look even more skinny. That’s so female. (If you’re going to pick on his sexuality, I’ll pick on your gender.)
I think Katy Perry is secretly amused that she is getting away with talking shit about this guy behind his back. Idea: maybe you’d understand him better if you actually talk to him instead of about him.
For all you emotional eaters, you CAN have your cake, eat it, and not have guilty and suicidal feelings later!
“I’m so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
I’m so angry cause you’d rather MySpace instead
I can’t believe I fell in love
with someone that wears more makeup than…”
David Bowie married a supermodel. Remember how much makeup he would wear?
He puts the glam in glamboyant.
“You walk around like you’re ‘oh so debonair’
You pull ‘em down and there’s really nothing there
I wish you would just be real with me”
A lack of male genitalia would make someone female. Unless they didn’t have that either, then they would neutrois.
“You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like… PENIS”
OH. See, when she says “gay,” she really means a guy who doesn’t like HER. Because she has a penis. So if he doesn’t like penis, he doesn’t like her. Obviously. It all makes sense now!
This might be very confusing to some lesbians.
Pale people have feelings too....Jesus likes this :)
ReplyDeleteI love you Jesus. :]
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