Nicki Minaj has a thing for American Guys.

“Super Bass” - Nicki Minaj, ft. Ester Dean

Here’s a song about something you don’t hear about very often: American guys. Nicki Minaj has come to the defense of all men who bleed red, white and blue. This song is about what she likes her Amurrican man to have: a big bass (and get your mind out of the gutter if you were thinking something else).

"Can I get a Captain America to go with my She-Hulk?"

This one is for the boys with the booming system

Top down, AC with the cooling system

When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up

Got stacks on deck like he savin' up

Shout out to all those men who aren’t afraid to turn the volume up, even though people in neighboring cars might give them dirty looks. This is America where we have freedom of speech. And the freedom to turn it all the way to 11, should we so choose. Also, Nicki Minaj likes it when a dude can enter the club baked as hell and drop some stacks of money on the bar. America likes excessiveness.

You know what they say. The louder the bass...

And he ill, he real, he might got a deal

He pop bottles and he got the right kind of bill

He cold, he dope, he might sell coke

He always in the air, but he never fly coach

So all that slang really just means this guy is cool, might have a record deal, drinks, and has enough money to not fly Southwest. 

And he might work for one of the most American of companies: Coca Cola. 

That's not product placement. That's one of the most American 

shows endorsing one the most American products. Patriotic!

He a muthafuckin trip, trip, sailor of the ship, ship

When he make it drip, drip kiss him on the lip, lip

That's the kind of dude I was lookin' for

And yes you'll get slapped if you're lookin' hoe

He’s a blasty blast and probably a sailor (those uniforms are what’s up). He is also very good at making a female faucet drip (this is where you put your mind in the gutter).

Need tickets to the gun show?

I said, excuse me you're a hell of a guy

I mean my, my, my, my you're like pelican fly

I mean, you're so shy and I'm loving your tie

A pelican can fly to an altitude of 3000 meters. This guy is high enough to be a space cadet. How many female rappers do you think admit to liking a guy who’s shy and actually wears a tie? American men are the best at pulling off a tie.

It says: “I’m a pro and I have 'connections.' Ya, see?"

You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh

Yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him who the F I is

I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up, back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up

Smoother than this famous rapper? That’s pretty smooth. The next part is mostly for Nicki Minaj to remind the listener of who is rapping, in case they forgot. Its important that an artist list their skills. Nicki’s are: flirting with guy, making guys back up their cars to stare at her ass, and throwing up the peace sign. She’s pretty talented.

Slick Rick, rapper/pirate. Too bad he was British.

Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away

Beating like a drum and it's coming your way

Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass

Yeah that's that super bass

Ever been so in love, that when you see you’re walking towards the guy you like, and your heart starts pounding like a subwoofer, so loud that you’re sure the guy can hear it coming? 

Me neither. Pfft. But apparently Nicki’s heart sounds like a subwoofer.

This one is for the boys in the polos

Entrepreneur niggas in the moguls

He could ball with the crew, he could solo

But I think I like him better when he dolo

Nicki is definitely expressing her love of clean-cut, professional men. Whether they were on a marketing team or are the C.E.O, they pinky up.

And I think I like him better with the fitted cap on

He ain't even gotta try to put the mac on

He just gotta give me that look, when he give me that look

Then the panties comin' off, off, uh

No need to put in any kind of effort to impress this lady. Just need to give that “Come hither” look and it’s like she wasn’t even wearing pants to begin with.

Hello, ladies.

Excuse me, you're a hell of a guy you know I really got a thing for American guys

I mean, sigh, sickenin' eyes I can tell that you're in touch with your feminine side

Can we talk about that first line for a sec? Who has ever praised American guys before?  

We’ve heard about: 

• Italian Stallions
• Latin Lovers
• Don Juans
• Frisky French Men
• Chocolate Love
• Scottish Rogues
• British Lads
• Greek Freaks
• Irish guys who say “Who’s your Paddy?” 

The list can go on. But American? About time someone recognized how sexy American men can be.

American-made.