Ke$ha gets guttercrunk without old men buying her drinks.

"Sleazy" by Ke$ha

Ke$ha wants to remind all the old rich men out there that while she may look and act like she’s easy, she’s still street trash with pride who believes in getting drunk like a gutter punk. $he doesn’t care how many dollars are in your bank account, as long as you don’t forget the dollar symbol in her name.

A $inger who looks a lot like...

...a $quatter. But $quatters probably don't believe in @utotune. 

Here's how it starts:

“I don't need you and your brand new Benz
Or your bourgie friends
And I don't need love lookin’ like diamonds
Lookin’ like diamonds”

To the sugar daddy’s: your Benz’s are overrated, your friends are snobs, and diamonds are not forever.

You know why? Because people in their 20s can get fucked up on their own; they’re adults afterall.

So what’s Ke$ha going to do instead of hop in your Benz?

“Get sleazy”

repeat 500x"

How does one get “$leazy?” Simply dress like a lost boy from Peter Pan and layer enough glitter on your skin so you feel like you really can fly. Baby Boomers are probably attracted to Ke$ha because all that glitter is something they can actually see without their bifocals on.

“You can't imagine the immensity of the fuck I'm not giving
About your money and man servant at the mansion you live in"

Obviously old men live in mansions and still have man servants. Just like Batman. Only not as young and hot, or else she’d hop in that Batmobile-disguised-as-a-Benz.

"And I don't wanna go places where all my ladies can't get in
Grab a bottle, some boys, and let's take it back to my 

basement”

Ke$ha seems to live in a basement, as she’s mentioned it before in “Your Love is My Drug:”

“Hey, so I got a question
Do you wanna have a slumber party in my basement?”

Only her posse and cute guys with drug problems allowed though. So she’d rather be hanging out in her dungeon of a basement then with old men. Agreed.

“And get sleazy, sick of all your lines, so cheesy
Sorry daddy, but I'm not that easy
I'm not gonna sit here while you circle jerk it and work it
Imma take it back to where my man and my girls is”

Circle jerk it is probably not what this old man is doing in public. I really don’t know what Ke$ha is saying here. I think by this point she’s drank too much out of her bottle of Jack and is trying to decide whether this old guy is really as old as she thought…

“Rat-a-tat-tat on your dum-dum drum
The beat's so phat, gonna make me come…

Um, um, um, over to your place!”

The well-placed  “um”’s are a good indication that Ke$ha is DTF, as The Situation would say. Guess that old guy wasn’t as old she thought since she decided to go over to his place.

Just ignore this other song she wrote about old men: “Dinosaur.”

The guy in this parody is pretty close to the  male version of Ke$ha. It also shows the consequences of listening to Ke$ha.