Written by Ellen Shipley and Rick Nowels
Heaven is a marble staircase with a globe sitting on the top step.
This song must be an inside joke because it makes no sense otherwise.
“Oh, baby, do you know what that’s worth?
Oh, heaven is a place on Earth
They say in heaven, love comes first
We’ll make heaven a place on Earth”
Translation:
What is she talking about? You can’t just begin a song with a question that assumes the listener knows the subject. And how does she know we work on the same value scale she does? We could be converting to euros when she’s using yen.
Money is internationally known to be the root of all evil.
If Google maps can’t find a place, then it doesn’t exist on Earth. If this is a metaphor, you need a little comparison to happen.
Wait, just kidding.
Who says that? Why does it come first and not respect? Where is she getting these facts? Objection, the witness is being vague and ambiguous.
Case closed.
So heaven can be made with two people. Ok, but how? Is she trying to make a sexual innuendo? She forgot the part where you’re supposed to be coy.
If you wanna make heaven, just look at this recipe for banana cupcakes, courtesy of Chef Hannah Hayes.
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