4.26.2011

A Couplet of Things to Consider

California Love” - 2Pac, feat. Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre explains what to expect when you get to CA.


The doctor.

Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west
A state that's untouchable like Elliot Ness
The track hits ya eardrum like a slug to ya chest
Pack a vest for your Jimmy in the city of sex

Translation:
I welcome you guests, to the west coast, formerly a land inhabited by cowboys (I am not referring to the movie because that came out 4 years later).
This movie got two rolling tumbleweeds out of five.


California, the state I’m rapping about, is a cocky and indomitable state, much like a police force from the Prohibition era.

Elliot Ness: gangster hunter.


This song will penetrate your tympanum with great force, much like a bullet that has been shot into your chest cavity.

Exhibit A: your ear.


Also, for the young gentlemen visiting the city of Los Angeles, take heed: don’t forget to bring condoms for your phallic member as this city has a lot of intercourse.

Hella bomb place.

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