K. Rose can't sleep because she has first world problems.

“Sleep When I’m Dead” - K. Rose

So according to 19 year old singer/songwriter/dancer/gigantic hippie K. Rose, this song is supposed to be about never giving up and doing what you want with your life because it’s your life. ...But I think you need to be 19 to really understand this song.

Sleep? People still do that?

Love it, hate it 

Love it, want it 

Love it, hate it 

This comes across as: “I am a child. Either I like it or I want nothing to do with it.”

We are dealing with a person who has really complicated desires, but knows exactly what she wants out of life. 

Mama says I need to take a rest 

My boyfriend always wants me home

Mothers and their feelings. If your child wants to stay up all night boozing and dancing, let her. It’s like when you used to take her to the playground so she’d run around and exhaust herself. Only she gets recreational with drugs instead of gym equipment now. 

And boyfriends are just accessories for your life, duh.

True story.

My doctor says I need to go to bed 

No 

I'll sleep when I'm dead

Stick it to the man doctor! Shove that prescription down his throat because his PhD stands for “Party Hating Dude,” and we don’t listen to his kind.

Here comes the rest of the song (since there isn’t much word content happening, I cut it short for you).

Alcohol doesn't help your sleeping patterns get back to normal K. Rose.

Yeah, I’m young and I’m paid

I gotta bad tongue, but I do what I say

Translation: I’m going to list off all the great things about me and hopefully you think I’m a bad mambajamba because I think I am.

Girls wanna have fun, we don’t wanna behave

We got one life, so I’mma live it to the grave

Oh, throwback lyrics! Also, girls, if you’re reading this, behaving and having fun do not have to be mutually exclusive. You can do both. Fyi. And don’t forget: YOLO.

He has such a way with words. 

My parents hate what I’m not

I snuck out, I got caught

Parents, GEEZ, they’re just so lame, YA KNOW, like they literally hate me, GAWD, they can’t just accept me for who I am, UGH, I’m so out of here, MAN, I hate my life, so gonna tweet about it.

You couldn't pay me enough to be a teenager in today's world.

 You know I stole a car and it rocked

Kicked out on the street, now I walk what I talk

Stealing is fun and cool! Lots of role models for girls have done it, like Lindsay Lohan and Winona Ryder, but they didn’t steal a car, that's impressive. Living on the streets means your hardcore now a days right? Can’t you tell by her perfectly bleached hair and makeup?

Really hope she's wearing that headdress during her mug shot.

 Now dance, hands up, and say

Love it, hate it, love it, want it, love it, hate it

K. Rose is part of the large group of people who believe dancing will solve all of their problems. Go out, bust a move, go home, pass out, worry no more. At least until you wake up the next day. 

There's an app that only let's me sleep 5 min at a time, 

so I can stay awake to get more of what I want out of life.